Why God Created Girlfriends

becky | March 31, 2008

Over email today at work: Becky: My stomach is very, ah, bubbly today! Shelly: Uh-oh. Did you eat a battery? (after I told her about a 3 yr old who ate a battery) Becky: No but I had a Diet Pepsi Max and some Peeps! Which is a recipe for a very bubbly tummy! Shelly: [...]

How To Clean Your Room Like a 36 Year Old Woman

becky | March 30, 2008

*After critiquing my son’s fine cleaning techniques I decided to take an honest look at myself and see where he might get his cleaning abilities: 1) Realize there is a problem with the current state of cleanliness of your room and agree to tackle that problem. Right after another cup of coffee. 2) When all [...]

Don’t GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

becky | March 28, 2008

Awhile ago, my son very lovingly and very randomly named our 2001 Isuzu Rodeo, “Blade”. This made me laugh hysterically when Ben first came up with this name because our car is so NOT a Blade. He couldn’t be further from a Blade. Harry or Rudy, perhaps, but not Blade. Blade to me is like [...]

Mother Mikkimoto Parenting Tip

becky | March 26, 2008

When your child is small and he has twinkle eyes and cheeks like this: and curls like that, take pictures and keep them readily available. So when he looks like this: and says things like “MOM! I don’t want to talk about it! OK!!?” or “FINE! MOM! Just STOP!” and then gives you an eye [...]

For Josh’s Sake

becky | March 25, 2008

I have terrible luck with men. Really, it’s justÂ… bad! I seem to have a knack at picking the crazies, narcissists or the ones who are scared by their own shadow. And it seems as if the past six months have been particularly unlucky. Or maybe I’m just seeing this through the eyes of Josh. [...]

1 Year Closer to 40

becky | March 24, 2008

Another birthday has come and gone. And what a fine one it was. Saturday night I had dinner out with great girlfriends at my latest favorite restaurant. Then we moseyed (I guess when you are this old you mosey places) to another fun party at a bar downtown with old friends and new. This guy [...]

An Early Morning Conversation With a Very Religiously Confused Boy

becky | March 23, 2008

Mommy, for your birthday, let’s go to a bakery to get doughnuts! Ooh, good idea! But they might not be open because it’s Easter. It’s Easter!? TODAY?!? Yep. Why don’t we celebrate Easter? I want to! Well honey, we are Jewish and Easter is a Christian holiday. We are part Jewish and part Christian. Actually, [...]

The Ultimate Peep Show

becky | March 22, 2008

Those who know me know how much I love Peeps. Since we never did Easter as a kid and since my birthday is always close to Easter, Peeps always remind me of Spring and yes, my birthday. So this was particularly funny to me. (Thanks Joe and Laura and Jenn – who all sent this [...]

Oh She’s Hysterical

becky | March 21, 2008

Look at what funny FUNNY Mother Nature did to us today in Wisconsin? Isn’t she a riot!? Sweetheart, why don’t you worry about your seasons playing nice together in the sandbox rather than being a comedian. Hang up your early April Fool’s Joke and work on Winter and Spring getting along and figuring out who’s [...]

Another View of Camp Runamuka

becky | March 21, 2008

Cousin Amy did a great job of getting the camp details just right. Check it out at camp runamucka–next gen (my hair still hurts from looking at that close up…)