Why Can’t Dracula Have Babies?

becky | October 31, 2008

Because he has a Hallow Weenie! Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you all have a very safe and fun day. I know myself and this cutie pie will… (and yes, I’m the nut job that carved the “VOTE” pumpkin.  But really?  Did you expect anything else?)

In The Spirit of Halloween…

becky | October 30, 2008

Today, over lunch, in an attempt to be less like a mongrel and more like a lady, I went to my salon to get my brows and lip waxed.  Because I am The Sensitive, my newly waxed skin, especially my lip, turns fire engine red after waxing.  But nothing a little make-up couldn’t cover and [...]

Sweet Dreams Are Made of These…

becky | October 30, 2008

“Hey buddy, last night you were really thrashing around.  Kicking your legs and making crazy angry noises.  Did you have a bad dream?” “Oh yeah!  I did!” “Can you tell me what it was about?” “Well, I had this card.  And you cut a hole right in the middle of it.   I was mad!   So mad, in fact, [...]

Politically Confused

becky | October 29, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

A Heart to Heart With My Computer

becky | October 28, 2008

Princessmikkimoto: Dell?  DELL!  Are you there? Dell: ……. Princessmikkimoto: DELL!  WAKE UP Buddy!  Come back to me! Dell: Waaa?  Princessmikkimoto:  That’s right.  Come on back!  There you go….  go towards the light! Dell:  Whoa.  I’m here.  What the fuck just happened? Princessmikkimoto: Whew!  I was so worried.  How are you feeling? Dell: Groggy as shit.  Like I [...]

My Version of Worship On Sunday

becky | October 27, 2008

Sunday afternoon, after being pelted by yet another Nerf dart, I knew I had to get the boy outside to run him.  “Hey Ben!  Want to go skateboarding?” “YES!!!” So off we went to the Church parking lot across the street.   Which is the good Jewish boy’s favorite place to skateboard.  It was the perfect fall day.  Sunny yet [...]

Books, Books, BOOKS on the Brain!

becky | October 24, 2008

As I mentioned previously, my addiction for reading has reached an all time peak.  Or perhaps I’ve hit my bottom.   I absolutely can not stop reading Tweak by Nic Sheff.    Ironically it’s about his drug addiction and I’m SO addicted to this book.  But hey, I dare YOU to read it and try to put it down.  [...]

Alfalfa vs. Wilbur

becky | October 23, 2008

For a little extra income, I recently took a part time job as a Mother’s Helper to a incredibly sweet woman who is pregnant with her second child and VERY sick.  She just needs help around the house a couple hours a week.  And not only is the extra cash nice, but I feel good helping her out.  [...]

Dear Diary, Why Won’t Any Boys Ask Me Out?

becky | October 22, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Lit Addict

becky | October 21, 2008

It started out innocently enough.  A couple here and there.  Nothing serious, just a taste for the stuff.   It was just two friends experimenting and sometimes trying what the other one had.  No one was getting hurt.  We were both still going to work and being productive there.  Housework and laundry were getting done on a regular [...]