So yeah…  Hi Internet.  What’s up?

Oh me?  Yeah, nothing’s new.  And that’s the problem… NOTHING. IS. NEW!

Is anyone else out there suffering from major Election Withdrawl?  Of course I’m thrilled with the outcome but now I just find myself at a loss and not sure what to do with myself.

I keep searching endlessly for the next debate.  Surely TV Guide must be wrong.  Didn’t Johnny Mack want TEN townhall debates?  Since there was only one of those, where are the others???

I’m like Paula Cole, but instead of singing “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone…” I’m singing, ”Where Have All the Yard Signs Gone…”  Bring them back!  I miss counting how many Obama signs there were from our place to my parents.

There must be some poll to study needlessly.  Right?  Where are the exit polls?  I NEED SOME POLLS PEOPLE!!!!  And I need more plumbers to make fun of. 

Forget the October surprise.  I want a December Surprise!   And no, I don’t mean what’s under the tree.

You can’t string me along for almost TWO YEARS and then just have it be over.  SNAP!  Just like that.  In ONE NIGHT!?!  Don’t we recount any more?  My god this one was over before my bedtime!  (Again, NOT complaining about the results…)

Having the election over is like Rip Van Winkle waking from a year long slumber.

“Who are you little boy?  MY SON!  Holy shit.  I have a kid.  Huh.”

“What is that over there?  A washer and dryer you say?  Odd.  What’s that for?”

“Weird this refridgerator thing has no food in it.  How did that happen?”

I suppose there is no denying it.  Now that Election 2008 is over it’s time to get back to my life. 

Which I will do, right after I read the wonderful Newsweek article about our 44th President,

and make sure my countdown to Bush’s Last Day is accurate.