This Much Drama Should Be Kept at The Oscars
Posted By becky on February 23, 2009
I’ve been known to not always make the best decisions. Shocking right? One of those “Not So Smart Ideas” was on Friday.
Remember when I wrote the post about my lovely dating life? Remember how I said Bachelor #2 was on Facebook? Remember how I put as my Facebook status that day “Becky answers the question ‘why are you still single?’ http://www.talesofmikkimoto.com/2009/02/20/single-in-the-city-part-3/“. Remember how I wasn’t smart enough to delete B #2 as a friend until AFTER this fiasco described below?
Yeah. Two + Two = Becky So Busted.
Around 2pm on my lovely day off, while catching a quick nap before I had to pick up Ben, my friend Lisa called and woke me from my slumber with a tone only heard by dogs, “OH. MY. GOD! Have you read this!? Are you on Facebook now!? Bachelor #2 read your blog and is PISSED!”
Wha? Huh? Oops.
It seems I got some facts wrong. So I’d like to set the record straight. Make a retraction of sorts. I can admit when I’m wrong.
The following is from Bachelor #2 himself:
“Get your freaking facts straight. It didnt say I had woken up at 331 on a Wednesday it said I was still waking up on a Thursday. (Which happened to be the day after my birthday. It also did not say I was drunk already at 1130 on a Tuesday. It said I was drunk on a Wednesday which happened to BE my birthday.”The whole context of his TWO comments to my status aren’t pasted here for the same reason I deleted them from my FB page. Although my friend Liz said it was the funniest thing she has ever read on Facebook, I’d rather small children and the faint of heart didn’t have to read that garbage.
So there you go Bachelor #2. I’m sorry I got those dates so wrong. This all makes so much more sense now.
But um, B2, speaking of wrong, perhaps you might want to get the facts straight in your life . Now I’m just guessing here that something might be amiss in your happy home due to the email I got on Saturday morning from the very sweet and now very confused woman who happens to LIVE WITH YOU.
Wha? Huh? Oops.
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Classic.
Oh boy. Oops. The fact that you wrote about his waking/drunk time is nothing compared to the fact that he neglected to mention his wife/girlfriend. What a loser. Sorry you’re going through the drama.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there is not enough money in this world to make me choose to be single again. Ugh.
Ouch. Eeek. Ugh.
It just makes me sad for her. I never even met the guy but like I said, this woman seemed so nice and educated and here she has this live in boyfriend who is out there on Yahoo trolling for chicks. Sick.
You should ALL thank your lucky stars you aren’t out here with me in this dating world. In fact, I think I’m going to tuck back in. It’s scary out here.
oh.my.god. you can not make this shit up. unbelieveable. but um I’m sorry this is your life.
o.m.g.
he was too funny… i believe the unmentioned live-in gf out weighs the things you said about him. according to my calculations, you win. ’nuff said.
i’m not sure I followed all of that… but …
a. if you haven’t already you should totally talk to his wife/gf
b. review your facebook friendlist and start deleting random people you aren’t friends with IRL! (except me. we are friends, right?)
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