Monthly Archives: April 2009

a scene from our morning

I am in step three of the sun salutation drying my hair when I feel a “beat beat beat” on my head. I look up enough to see two skinny legs and make out a giggle over the roar of the hairdryer.

As I raise up I get a hug from the cutest eight year old on the planet. However endearing this is, I’m still trying to get my hair dry. The hugger is relentless. So I turn the dryer on him which creates hysterical laughter and lots of wiggling.
I figure the only way to get some peace is to give him a job.

“Ben, pick out a shirt for me to wear today.”
Did I just ask if he wanted a puppy? I’m pretty sure I didn’t but the enthusiasm is similar.

During the lengthy and thoughtful search, my arduous beauty task is finally accomplished.

“Here! This one is pretty Mommy.”
He does well.
“Good one, Ben! Thanks!”
He goes into the other closet. “And here! Wear this underneath.”
This time he doesn’t do as well.
“Um, I think I have another shirt that is better… but thanks…”
I’m not even finished with my sentence when something else grabs his attention and he and my sweater flee the room.

“Ben! I need my shirt!”
He comes flying back into the room and I swear his feet never touch the ground.  How does he do that?

“Let me help you put it on.”
“Oh, I got it buddy. Strangely enough I have been dressing myself for years.”

I get another hug and an affirmation that I look pretty.

With the eager spring sun shinning through the bedroom window and a morning that starts like this, I know it will be a good day.

Welcome Back

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Wordless Wednesday
(happy earth day!)

Testing, Testing 1, 2, 3…

Hello out there!  Can you read me?  Can you see this?!?  HELLO!?

If you don’t have Firefox, you most likely can read this.  Unless English isn’t your first language and you got to this site accidently by Googling “Mikimoto Pearls” in which case I’m sorry.  Or rather, lo siento, “?????” and Förlåt mig.

My mother was first to alert me that something was amiss on Saturday when she said my blog went all “gefilted” (which is a Yiddish word meaning MESSED UP!)  I assumed she was just meshugana herself when I went to her computer and could bring up www.talesofmikkimoto.com with no problem.  

However, since then I have heard from two other friends that when they come to my blog there is just “a bunch of headings, no narrative anymore.”  I mean I know this blog is often pure nonsense but I hope there is SOME narrative.

The common denominator seems to be Firefox. 

So long rambling story short, and with way too many different languages, are any other bloggers out there having this issue? 

Or is this just WordPress’s subtle way of telling Princess Mikkimoto that her time in this cyber-world is up and to suck it?

Spring Fling 2009

This year for Spring Break, my folks and I decided to take Ben to the Kalahari Desert in Africa.

Really!  We did!

See?  There were wild animals EVERYWHERE! 

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Please don’t try to get this close to untamed elephants and zebras on your own.  I’m a professional.

And look!  Ben was brave enough to not only SIT next to these crocodiles but he even put his HAND in one of their mouths!  The next Steve Irwin?  I think so.

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These feral animals that were woken up too early…

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scared us so bad we had to flee by motorcycle.

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Wait a minute!  What’s going on here?

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What sort of motorcycles do they have in the Kalahari Desert?!  That looks more like an arcade!

OK OK you busted me.  We didn’t really go to Africa but we DID go to the Kalahari.  Just to this one…

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in the Wisconsin Dells.

We took advantage of the fact that my company not only gives it’s employees an awesome rate to this resort but happily Ben is still at the age where going to a water park with his mom and grandparents is super cool and not yet deserving of an earth moving eye roll.  My mom and I know this isn’t going to last too much longer so we made hay while the sun is still a shinin’. 

It was a great time frolicing in the water here:

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(don’t even try to find a picture of me in that scene.  P.M. in her swimsuit is WAY scarier than any wild animal!)

Mom and I stealing away to the spa for pedicures… (Sorry, there are no pictures of that event since I was laughing too hard at my mom being attacked by her massage chair that I was rendered useless with my camera.)

and of course some downtime in the room. 

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mom-at-kalahair

Because seriously, if four people can’t travel for one night with two laptops, well don’t even THINK of asking me to come along on such a savage trip.

On the way home, Ben made us all list in order what our favorite part of the trip was.  Oddly enough no one said my crazy chlorine-induced-wild-animal-like snoring that kept them up all night. 

Next time, if we are lucky enough to get the kid to travel with all these old fogies, we’re SO getting two rooms!