top ten better ways to spend $30

Since clearly my experience with eHarmony has been a bust, it got me thinking.  Granted the subscription was only $30 but think of all the other amazing things I could have done with that hard earned money.  

Please read this in David Letterman’s voice.

Here we go…

#10) could have bought 10 bottles of 3 Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s.

#9) bought 4 bottles of Pepto Bismol as a result of too much 3  Buck Chuck.

#8) had my eyebrows waxed in hopes of finding someone OFF of eHarmony and not looking like a Yeti in the process

#7) gotten a pedicure for 8 of my 10 toes

#6) bought “5 Dollar Foot Longs” from Subway for me and 5 of my lucky friends

#5) had a 10 minute Psychic Hot-line reading

#4) gotten 3/4 of a spray tan

#3) paid the fine for being late on every single library book I take out this summer

#2) adopted a child from the Christian Children’s Fund for the month

and the #1 way I could have better spent my precious thirty dollars is to have flushed 30 one dollar bills down the toilet… just to see them swim.

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4 Comments

  1. Love the top ten list. Sorry you feel like you wasted your money. Go get your eyebrows waxed already. And hey, if you really want to sponsor a child (good pen pal and lessons for Ben!!!) I recommend cfcausa.org – highly!!!

  2. I LOVE all the math! Plus, I just wrote a post on the library and its devil fines.

  3. OMG, I just snarfed my coffee in public while reading this at a coffee shop. BTW, your number one would cost more than $30 since it’d probably clog your potty.

  4. Amy! Gross!!! Wait, do you know what 3 Buck Chuck is??? I’ll treat you to some when you come to Madison.

    I thought you might be proud of me Kel. I smart wif math.

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