top ten better ways to spend $30
Posted By becky on June 28, 2009
Since clearly my experience with eHarmony has been a bust, it got me thinking. Granted the subscription was only $30 but think of all the other amazing things I could have done with that hard earned money.
Please read this in David Letterman’s voice.
Here we go…
#10) could have bought 10 bottles of 3 Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s.
#9) bought 4 bottles of Pepto Bismol as a result of too much 3 Buck Chuck.
#8) had my eyebrows waxed in hopes of finding someone OFF of eHarmony and not looking like a Yeti in the process
#7) gotten a pedicure for 8 of my 10 toes
#6) bought “5 Dollar Foot Longs” from Subway for me and 5 of my lucky friends
#5) had a 10 minute Psychic Hot-line reading
#4) gotten 3/4 of a spray tan
#3) paid the fine for being late on every single library book I take out this summer
#2) adopted a child from the Christian Children’s Fund for the month
and the #1 way I could have better spent my precious thirty dollars is to have flushed 30 one dollar bills down the toilet… just to see them swim.

Love the top ten list. Sorry you feel like you wasted your money. Go get your eyebrows waxed already. And hey, if you really want to sponsor a child (good pen pal and lessons for Ben!!!) I recommend cfcausa.org – highly!!!
I LOVE all the math! Plus, I just wrote a post on the library and its devil fines.
OMG, I just snarfed my coffee in public while reading this at a coffee shop. BTW, your number one would cost more than $30 since it’d probably clog your potty.
Amy! Gross!!! Wait, do you know what 3 Buck Chuck is??? I’ll treat you to some when you come to Madison.
I thought you might be proud of me Kel. I smart wif math.