What Really Goes On Up There

Posted By becky on December 12, 2009

Winter: MOVE OVER Autumn! It’s MY turn now!

Autumn: Oh Winter, we go through this every year. Father Time has been very clear. The first day of You isn’t until December 21st and it’s only December 7th. I have a full two weeks left. You’ll get your turn soon enough.

Winter: Nope.  Now.  I’m bored.  Move over.  My turn.  Now! 

Autumn: Good cranberry sauce and gravy Winter, you are such a barbarian. Why can’t you be more like Spring and I? Sweet, sophisticated and short. Everyone loves us.

Winter: Summer and I think you stink.

Autumn: That’s lovely and so mature. Mother Nature truly has to teach you some manners.

Winter: Shut up. You are just a skinny stupid little season. I’m the biggest season. I’m BAD ASS!  Aww yeah.  And for the record, I can get out whenever I want.  I’m so busting through you and openin’ up my cold can of Whoop Ass. I’m gonna tear it up down there.  Oh and I can totally kick your ass too, Autumn.

Autumn: Has anyone ever told you you’re a pig?  You act like you were just created.  And seriously, where did you get that foul mouth of yours?  

Winter: From Summer.

Autumn: No wonder Mother Nature put Spring and I in between you two.  “Ooh look how HOT I can get.  Ooh look how COLD I can get and long I can last.”   Male seasons.  Never a good idea.

Winter: Whatever.  Hey, your Halloween is showing.

Autumn: You are mildly retarded, you know that.  What does that even mean? Did Father Time drop you on your head when you were a baby season?   Wait!  Where are you going?  Stop!  It’s not your time!  They aren’t ready for you, WINTER!  Stop it!  Hey! Ouch! That hurts! Get off me!

Winter:  As I said, I’m bored, it’s my turn and I’m outta here, Sista!  See ya later Fall-i-gator.

Autumn: MOTHER NATURE! Help! He’s getting out!  Son of a Jack O’ Lantern. Sorry everyone…I tried.

Winter: Whaddup world!  Here I am! 

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Would ya take a look at dis! 

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Awwww yeah.   God I’m gooooood!

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Winter is officially in da hizouse!!!  BAM!

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becky

Becky was born and raised in Madison. She left briefly for the big city lights but came back to her roots to raise her son close to family. Doing the "single mother" gig for close to ten years, Becky began to write as a creative outlet that seemed more appropriate than Interpretive Dance on State Street. She regularly blogs about her life as a mom, bride-to-be and other gibberish that bounces around her head.

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7 Responses to “What Really Goes On Up There”

  1. kel says:
    December 12, 2009 at 10:17 am

    It’s pretty, and I say that only because I don’t have to deal with it.

  2. cousin sister amy says:
    December 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    yeah, it looks like fun, though I always do fall for the badass season…

  3. cousin sister amy says:
    December 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    btw,that was hillarious…

  4. Tammy says:
    December 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    laughing so hard at this blog – so funny, and so true!

  5. Shelly says:
    December 14, 2009 at 9:28 am

    You even got the joke of the “halloween” to fit in there. Awesome!

  6. Shannon says:
    December 15, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Funny lady :)

  7. zeghsy says:
    December 25, 2009 at 12:55 am

    son of a jack o’lantern? autumn better watch her mouth.

    :D

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