Since today is Valentine’s Day Eve (gag!) this morning on my favorite Madison radio station, 105.5 was talking about this book.
And then they asked their listeners to call in with what six words they would use to describe either their current relationship or a past relationship.
Because I am what you might call “outgoing”, and so not a fan of this stupid Hallmark Shove It In Your Face That You Don’t Have A Date On Yet Another F-ing Valentine’s Day holiday, I called in. And they put me on the air. Why? Because mine rocked.
It was:
He Picked The Bottle Over Me.
Ah yes. Nothing says “Good morning and Happy Valentine’s Eve” like that little nugget eh? Hello Princess. Bad coffee called and wants it’s “bitter” back.
Once I was able to get over how weird my voice sounded on the radio, there were some other very interesting and actually sweet ones.
So that leads me to ask you, Internet? What would be yours? And remember you can only use 6 Words. Nothing more, nothing less.
Becky,
In keeping with your bitter theme (I love it!):
He was f*#%ing my roommate, too.
Happy Heart Day (gag)! XOXO
P.S. As it turned out she really did me a HUGE favor, but still …
Holy crap, Meliss!
Here’s mine (Keeping with the bitter theme)
It is about Goddamn time!
(I’m so clever I only needed 5 words–but then again, one’s a contraction….).
OR:
I am one lucky bitch!
(If you want the mushy love stuff).
Your Vday affirmation: You have more money because you don’t have to shell out anything for your Valentine.
Also: You are smarter than the rest of society (at least those who succumb to such a stupid holiday).
you are a riot. i love that you got on the radio.
how about this:
He Dropped Me At The ER.