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Birthday Wishes

Today is the anniversary of my expulsion from my mother’s uterus.  This is such an important date that I have forgotten my own birthday countless times these past few weeks.  Oddly enough, there are other things on my mind.

Since I’m the Princess (pause for gagging) I’m usually all over March 23rd like sugar on a Peep.  In past years, the plans for celebrating this date have come months ahead of time.  So this year when my friends didn’t get their invites in November, they said “Hey, what are we doing for your birthday?”

Matt had a bowling banquet thingy tonight to which I said, “Great. Go! I’ll have dinner out with my mom.”  Even my mom couldn’t believe my laxidasical attitude and said, “Because I often know you better than you know yourself, are you really OK with this?”   I searched my soul and thought, “God yes!”  So I turned 38. Big deal.  I have a wedding to plan and dress size to drop.

Not to mention a birthday cake like THIS to avoid:

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(That’s last year’s cake. My mom doesn’t do subtle especially when it comes to my birthday cake.  When one doesn’t celebrate Easter where else are you going to put your Peeps?)

But then yesterday a little voice said, “Mom, we’re having a party for you right?”  And I realized that even if I want to ignore good ol March 23rd, I can’t.  So by having lunch with two great girlfriends and their kids (because seriously, who knows how to party better than a 3 and 4 year old?) a pedicure, shopping with my ma and a party with everyone there, including Mr. Kingpin, it will be a great day.

But! In lieu of cards and gifts, do me one favor?  Just for today, no one argue about the new Health Care Reform.  Tomorrow you can go back to slinging mud as only we Americans can do to each other, but for today? Zip it.  Be nice. And find something, ANYTHING, to agree on.  For me?

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Sweet Dreams Are Made of These…

“Hey buddy, last night you were really thrashing around.  Kicking your legs and making crazy angry noises.  Did you have a bad dream?”

“Oh yeah!  I did!”

“Can you tell me what it was about?”

“Well, I had this card.  And you cut a hole right in the middle of it.   I was mad!   So mad, in fact, that I told you I was going to vote for John McCain!”

“Ooh that is mad!  I promise I’ll never cut up any card of yours.  EVER!”

*With only a couple days to go, I’m so nervous about this election I can’t think of much else.  Er, besides Halloween and my Twilight books

But really, other than that, nothing is as scary on this Halloween Eve as McCain and Palin running this country.  

Breathe!  BREATHE!  I know… that was mean.  But it’s true.  So after you catch your breath, VOTE!

Politically Confused

Wordless Wednesday

BOO!

Weird. Did you know Halloween is at the end of this month?  Huh.  I hadn’t noticed.  Nope.  Not me.  My kid hasn’t either.  Oh and if you believe this, there’s a snowblower in Maui I want to sell you.

Halloween.  HALLOWEEN!  I’m not sure which came first, my insanity for this holiday that rubbed off on Ben or that perhaps it’s just in his DNA.  I gave him his eye brows, the ability to fall asleep in 2.5 seconds and the LOVE for October 31st. 

It all began in 2000.  When I dressed up this little lion and took him out Trick-or-Treating.  Granted we only went to two houses, one being his Grandparent’s but that was just the beginning.

I don’t know what it is about Halloween.  Some people look at me cross eyed when I tell them it is my favorite Holiday.  Yes. More so than Christmas.  And that’s not just because I’m Jewish… but I guess it should be.  Anyway…

Maybe it’s the time of the year.  I do love Fall.  Or maybe it’s that Halloween doesn’t have the same crazy high expectations as holidays like Christmas, New Years and Valentine’s Day.  It’s all about getting dressed up, hanging out with friends, laughing at each other’s very creative costumes, and of course asking strangers for candy! I also have a bizarre love for Mr. Jack O’ Lantern. 

Or maybe it’s because it’s the one day of the year that you can let yourself go and be whatever you want to be.  You can wear a nose ring, a wig of long black hair or some crazy fake eye lashes and not only is it perfectly justified, you look damn good.

Whatever the reason, it has been my favorite holiday for a long time. 

Although sadly, this year it didn’t turn me on with as much ferver as years past.  It might have been this upcoming election and the sheer importance of it.  Or maybe it was because I have been dealing with some other personal stuff that doesn’t need to be shared here. 

BUT, whatever non-Halloween funk I was in, I’m happy to announce that thanks to my little buddy and his one track Halloween mind, I’m back on the Halloween Fever Train!  HOOT HOOT! 

And then immediately on November 1st it’s back to the election and making sure we Democrats don’t screw this up again.   Because if we do, so help me God, I’m changing my name to Inga and Ben’s name to Emil and we are deporting to Uppsala, Sweden as fast as Iceland Air can take us.