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blackout!

Last night I was awoken by the deafening sound of silence. It took me a moment to figure out what was going on. Was I dead? Was I in some super calm sleep and still needed to wake up? Or did I mysteriously go deaf in the middle of the night? When I was coherent enough to be sane, I realized that the power went out. We were having a normal albeit crazy Midwestern thunderstorm with so much lightening it could put a dance club to shame. 

Therefore, I wasn’t too shocked.  But because last night was the first time I turned the air on in my new place, I worried that I blew a fuse. I do love my apartment something fierce, but the old girl, well she isn’t the newest building on the block. When I moved the little switch to “cool on” it made a noise similar to that of a propeller airplane. The noise didn’t bother me because at the time I was so hot and sticky, I could listen to nails on a chalkboard just as long as I was cool.

But there in the dark and the silence, my addled-middle-of-the-night-mind went on overdrive. Did I really blow a fuse? If so, how was I going to fix that? Or perhaps this was some bad guy who knocked my breaker and was about to attack?  Did the power company choose ME to shut the power off as a psychological experiment?

Realizing it could be any and ALL of the above, I somehow summoned the courage to go downstairs and find my cell. All the way down the dark steps I muttering to myself “thisissoscarythisissoscarythisissoscary…”

You really don’t realize how much you rely on power until you have none. Profound huh?  But really, with no nightlights, no light on the microwave clock or DVD player. Just dark.  And then there’s the silence.  That’s the worst part of a black out for me. No nice hum of the fridge, the computer or a fans. If I ever get caught by the enemy in the middle of war (which could TOTALLY HAPPEN) in order to torture me, just give me a room with NO SOUND AT ALL.

Anyway, since I was Super Woman and wouldn’t let my boy upstairs die in a blackout (again, could TOTALLY happen) I found my cell and called the electric company. No, not the one that used to be after Sesame Street, but wouldn’t THAT be cool?

After telling them I had no power and giving this lady who was very pleasant for 2:30am, my address I immediately asked, “Am I the ONLY one in this area to lose power!?” She literally laughed at me and said “No. There are many calls coming in…”

As much as I wanted to wake up Ben and have his company during this momentous occasion, I reminded myself that I am in fact his mother, and not his roommate or big sister and therefore I could check on the boy (with my make shift cell phone flashlight) but then I had to take myself, and the now total lack of drama, back to bed.

When the power came back on an hour later, I truly have never been so happy to hear the roar of Bessie (that’s the name I have given my central air) and the breeze from the fan in my face.

I have also made a solemn vow to never be late on my utility bill!

“Due To Overnight Accumulations of 6-7 inches and A Winter Warning In Effect, All Madison Schools Are Closed…”

Wordless Wednesday

A Letter To the Only Reason I Would Ever Leave This God Forsaken State

Dear Winter,

Hello.  We meet again.

I’m sure you are very pleased with yourself.  It’s so like you to not only come early to the party (you aren’t supposed to start until December 21st.  Just sayin’…) and come with such gusto.  Really?  Did you really need to use every trick you had yesterday? 

You had it raining, and then snowing and then my favorite… raining ice.  I especially loved coming out of work yesterday afternoon to find my car an ice sculpture.  A beautiful ice castle with wheels.  I could make out your laugh, Winter, when you realized that not only had I forgot my gloves but this Midwestern girl didn’t even have an ice scraper.  

It started to rain harder when I took out a CD case to scrape off the windshield.  And I’m fairly sure that was you laughing to tears.   (p.s. Thank you Norah Jones.  Excellent job chipping off the 4 inches of ice on all my windows.  Atta girl!)

And today you are SO proud of yourself I bet.  Get all the kids in Madison on your side with a snow day.  Yes my kid was over the moon this morning as he packed his boots and snow pants for Grandma and Grandpa’s house.  But is 10 inches of snow REALLY necessary? 

This sure doesn’t make for us ADULTS, who still have to show up for work and shovel the crap, get on your good side.   Wait?  Do you even HAVE a good side?

I’d like to take a moment to make a special shout out to Blade.  Without you Buddy I wouldn’t be here right now.  You, in the winter, is the reason I refuse to get a new car.  My son doesn’t call you Blade for nothing.  Thanks man.

So Winter, with your storm lasting until 9 pm tonight, all school cancelled, some businesses cancelled, many a person breaking their back to shovel out the stuff, I hope you are proud of yourself. 

And so help me, if you don’t allow the pizza delivery guy to get here today, I will personally be talking to Mother Nature about your very inappropriate attitude.

I’m sure this won’t be my last letter to you this year.  Seeing as how we are stuck together for another 5 months.   Sorry… I just puked all over this letter.  My bad.

Until then… go stick your tongue on a flagpole!

Me

Life’s A Beach

**Since we got our first snow last night that actually left about an inch or two on the ground, and I didn’t write over the weekend due to my West Death Nile Bird Black Flu, I give you this post that I wrote this summer and never got around to publishing.  You’re welcome.

As I have mentioned many a million times before, I love summer in Madison.  It is truly a lovely thing.  And one of my favorite things to do is go to the local new community pool. Especially when it looks like this:
I’m usually not a beach person.  Especially since 99% of the Madison lakes are, well, icky. 
But recently a friend of mine introduced Ben and I to this wonderful, semi-secret beach just outside of Madison.
It’s actually made from a quarry which makes the water so clear and really beautiful.


Since it’s not very well known, it’s never crowded.   You can also bring in all your own food and beverages (juice and water of course… jeez what kind of mother do you think I am?  Bringing in chilled wine would be so great inappropriate) unlike the local pools where they want you to just eat THEIR concession food. 

I always try to bring a friend for Ben so I can be the Princess that I am. Meaning I can read my trashy novels, gossip magazines or just take a snooze in the sun (yes I’m wearing sunscreen.. thanks for the concern) without interruption from the punk.

And isn’t there just something about a beach?  Coming home with sand still in between your toes and on the bottom of your beach bag?  Sigh.  Heaven.
Days like these make me 1) want to marry Madison 2) make me so depressed that summer is almost over and 2) almost let me forgive Winter for the nightmare that it put us through this last year.

Key word ALMOST. You’re not off the hook yet Winter…

Coax Mother Nature into more days like this with a very long summer, and we’ll talk.

As Henry James so eloquently said: “Summer afternoon – summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language. ”